Yeah, I can see why you got the old nut and bolt, if that's your take from Dan The Spool Of Wire Man. You didn't get it anymore than his wife did. "I've had this spool of wire for 40 years, it used to be this big, now it's about out." He's having some pretty heavy thoughts about his life, where he is in it, how much of it is left, what it's all meant. And before he even gets a real chance to articulate all that, didn't even get a chance to get to the feelings part, his wife interrupts him to give him shit about his hat. And just watch him shut down.

A woman that views that clip and perceives it as a "sweet sentimental moment" isn't empathizing with men. Those men that pumped and dumped you, that you thought you felt a connection with? Yeah they didn't, and I can see why. Gave you the old Phillip J. Fry: Just make up some feelings and tell her you have them.

As for all that crap about cups of coffee...In my home, if I want something to drink, I prepare it and drink it. If I want something to eat, I cook it and eat it. I've been single for a shade over 5 years now and not a single meal in my house has turned into a game of feelings jenga. And if I'm going to live the next 40 years of my life alone, sleeping alone, waking alone, eating alone, drinking alone, working alone, resting alone, dying alone, it will be a bargain price to pay to never again emotionally posture over who makes a fucking cup of coffee.