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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
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this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2025
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Might as well call it "Department of" because justice has no meaning anymore
I hear Ministry of Love is available.
Ministry of Truth (Social)
I felt like Truth didn't fully fit, I admit I just glanced at the wiki to remind myself of the various ministries. Here's why I chose Love for the DOJ:
"The Ministry of Love serves as Oceania's interior ministry. It enforces loyalty to Big Brother through fear, buttressed through a massive apparatus of security and repression, as well as systematic brainwashing."