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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 weeks ago

That is weird to me, isn't there only room for 140k souls in their version of heaven?

Why would you want to reduce you chances of getting in by adding more potential members?

[-] Ethalis@jlai.lu 4 points 4 weeks ago

But if you chose not to help other souls for selfish reasons you're definitely not getting in. Catch-22

[-] olosta@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

140k are the VIPs that will go to heaven. The other good people will be resurrected and live happily but only on earth.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses_and_salvation

[-] OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

It's a pyramid scheme, and your place in the pyramid/heaven is defined by how many souls you save.

People that convert the most people, or who's converts go on to convert the most people go to heaven.

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