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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 25 points 2 weeks ago

Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

You are. You’re going to SPACE.

[-] holomorphic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, yes. The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 weeks ago

I usually just take a gallon of PCP

[-] kamikazerusher@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I didn’t even know it came in liquid form!

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] kamikazerusher@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

A gallon is quite a bit.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

'got a gallon!

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not that you can't go, it's just wherever you happen to be suddenly becomes the most comfortable surface you've ever laid on.

[-] Thunderbird4@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Oh? You won’t be dining in with us this evening?

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