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[-] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 days ago

I bet the stock somehow goes up due to this news

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago

tesla is pretty much just a meme stock now considering its only owned by sycophants

[-] anachronist@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

Epic bacon must be worth at least 10 billion market cap.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

It's down 8% ($27) as of right now.

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 days ago

Yea, and tomorrow Musk announces the imminent go live of his robot sales, predicts several million will be sold in a matter of months and the stock will bounce back up 10%.

Even if I was still an active investor I would not bet against Tesla. Musk has proven a master in stock manipulation.

[-] rainwall@piefed.social 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They opened a restaurant yesterday. At 4:20 pm.

Yeah, a tesla restaurant. That's the current distraction.

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Stock now now valuable because it's cheaper to buy! Line go up.

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