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Five Tasty Coffee Alternatives To Get Excited About Before the Fall of Man
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None of these contain caffeine. NONE. Why do you mock me so?
Most caffeine plants require tropical climates. A good alternative would be yaupon tea, which is made from a holly plant native to the southern united states. It was cultivated by the native americans in precolonial times.
It is going to be the way to get your caffeine fix once international sections mean the united states can no longer import coffee and tea.
Joke's on you, I'm not from the US. And that is going to make ALL the difference in the coming trade wars.
Lucky you!