Dude, I live here, too. I was here when the earthquake happened. I wasn’t in Fukushima, no, but was here in Japan through all the panics, the flyjin, the electricity conservations, grocery shopping where food displayed radiation testing, all of that. You’re being a smidge hyperbolic here.

I would come there but I likely would be exposed to more radiation on the flight over than what I would find on the ground.

I'd love to visit Japan! Will you pay for my tickets?

Obviously I'm not going to fly out to Japan just to prove some random commenter wrong.

But the American ambassador to Japan will do it.