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Omg his company sells one of those meeting notes bots
I'd bet everything I own that they leak sensitive information from some company within the next couple of months.
This product will 100% have more security holes than a sieve
... I'm starting to think I need to take up freelance pentesting
These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester
The secret is to sell the vulnerabilities in the black market
Or perform some huge insider trading with all the meetings details you stole.
The real pro-tip is posting about it on an internet forum before you do it lol
Bro you have the wrong name
I guess it depends how legally I want to go about it—there's always someone that will pay for the exploit details
Hell yeah fuck yeah send it brother, just be careful and don't go after the little guys
At this point, those who rely on LLM to be a magic bullet deserves it.
Is this before or after they hand that job off to AI? You know they're gonna and then just complain when an actual expert finds 3000 holes per line of AI gen code.
These MFs don't even pay developers, what makes you think you're going to hire an actual pentester
Edit: oops I missed