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Anon is dehydrated
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In a different thread someone said that it's the opposite, you better drink the water because that would at least pose a chance of killing some threats, whereas if you butt-drink it it will be guaranteed to deliver everything as is
So I guess if I'm ever in a survival situation and this scenario comes up, it'll be Schrodinger's Buttchug
Internet comment of the day right there.
Do both