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Trump takes no chances in armored golf buggy as protesters storm streets across Scotland (www.themirror.com)

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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

A buggy doesn’t do him any good if he’s outside of it taking a swing. If he’s that scared, why is he even out playing golf?

[-] silicon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Good question, why does he even play golf when all he does is cheat at it just like he does at everything in his life? My best guess is he is just trying to emulate actual successful people.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

He wants to feel like a winner, and it doesn’t matter to him if he’s actually a winner. He’s the biggest, sorest loser in the world, and his ego is just too fragile to admit it to himself.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

He thinks he's good at it

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I mean we haven't seen this with other presidents.

[-] towerful@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

He will get his caddy to drop a ball into the hole, and call it a hole-in-one

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