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[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 0 points 3 weeks ago

The day before a colonoscopy.

I can't imagine a worse hell than a lifetime of bowel prep.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Wouldn't you just, like not do it each day, then?

Worse hell would be the day after you got severe burns, or something like that.

[-] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

You will encounter every day people asking you, why you are not on the plane.

[-] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 weeks ago
[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 0 points 3 weeks ago

As Samuel L Jackson once said;
"I have had it with these motherfucking colonoscopies, on this motherfucking plane. ".

Verbatim, Of course

[-] hunnybubny@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

What is a verbatim colonoscopy?!

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