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I'm a seeker. When I'm on mobile and I double tap and instead of going back a few seconds it pauses and unpauses, or changes from full screen or something, or worst of all "likes" the video, I have literally left websites before and been like "I'll find this somewhere else". I cannot stand having to wing it with a tiny scrub bar under my thumb.
A button that skips back is fine, but often this comes without a skip forward which is sometimes annoying.
When my phone is in portrait for browsing, and then I hit full-screen on a landscape video, I expect it to rotate for me, rather than showing the video the same size it already was but with huge black bars above and below. Some sites do it, it's not technically impossible, figure it out.
And then never use TikTok ๐
I mean, I agree that in an ideal world, people would just not use TikTok, and let it die. But they use it, because it hijacks their dopamine response, it uses pavlovian and skinnerian conditioning to trap people into cycles of behavioral control, and they don't know or care enough to stop using it. It's literally the same thing a drug like weed does to your dopamine receptors.
And you could say "just don't use it yourself", the problem is this mass compliance leaks onto every other platform. Stories/shorts were a Snapchat issue, now they're an internet issue. Everyone is getting brainwashed, and as a result, we get shit software spilling over from their shit platforms.
Maybe I got a little too doomer with this one, but how could I not, when taking about modern day social media...