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[-] COASTER1921@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 day ago

FFmpeg doesn't deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There's a reason it's practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.

Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.

[-] greplinux@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.

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[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 day ago

I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.

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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 149 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

PORNHUB

It's Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don't wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.

I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn't helping anyone and won't make it go away. Half of the time I can't understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it's censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?

[-] skrlet13@feddit.cl 66 points 1 day ago

These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.

But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like "malicious compliance"? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 55 points 1 day ago

Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.

[-] ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago

Wow, I'd love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer's day!

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 15 hours ago

You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago

No, the spree is a different river

[-] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 18 points 1 day ago

Seggs, unalive, grape

I've also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?

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[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What's the problem with sax and rope?

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[-] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 day ago
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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 186 points 1 day ago

Censoring "porn" with a black asshole?

A man of class and style, I see.

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If I'm gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 44 points 1 day ago

Self-censorship is the worse censorship.

[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Double plus fucked up. George Orwell should be mandatory to read in schools

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 84 points 1 day ago

Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.

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[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago

My ass read this as mpreg for a second

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 56 points 1 day ago

FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 57 points 1 day ago

!ffmpeg@lemmy.world
!ffmpeg@lemmynsfw.com

One of them is not like the other

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 day ago

Final Fantasy Mpreg

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else

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[-] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

I'm actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it's not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me...

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[-] jwt@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Though FFmpeg is not really a project 'thanklessly maintained by one person' (anymore).

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