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She still looks like a sex doll. I'm not one to shame (most) aesthetics, but "big lipped valley girl" will never command an once of respect.
... for Bezos either. They must both be such vapid pieces of shit, made obvious by this single picture, without even needing to know how utterly soulless Bezos is.
My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well
His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?
No, she's still hot
Sorry if that came out wrong, but yes, I agree.
Nah, I purposefully misconstrued your words just so I could go on about how hot she is
She was his helicopter pilot
I feel 0 guilt about making fun of people for paying outrageous amounts of money to look like cheap sex dolls. Conscious decisions do not get the same protection as the things you were just born with.
You misspelled bimbo