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What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow (lemmy.world)
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[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

She still looks like a sex doll. I'm not one to shame (most) aesthetics, but "big lipped valley girl" will never command an once of respect.

... for Bezos either. They must both be such vapid pieces of shit, made obvious by this single picture, without even needing to know how utterly soulless Bezos is.

[-] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

No, she's still hot

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Sorry if that came out wrong, but yes, I agree.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Nah, I purposefully misconstrued your words just so I could go on about how hot she is

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

She was his helicopter pilot

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I feel 0 guilt about making fun of people for paying outrageous amounts of money to look like cheap sex dolls. Conscious decisions do not get the same protection as the things you were just born with.

[-] Nofearfrontier@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You misspelled bimbo

[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Nah this image is way prettier than the Sanchez goblin.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Money ain't fixing those lips.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It was money that gave her those lips.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 months ago

I think it's the bees or wasp. Maybe it's wasp.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Remember the smoke show he lost by being a fuckwad.

He really traded down.

[-] Almonds@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

MacKenzie strikes me as a very intelligent woman. I think at the stage of wealth Jeff is at, he doesn't want intelligent in his life

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Well being rich does seem strongly correlated with stupidity nowadays. I can't imagine ever not wanting my partner to be intelligent like especially when you're in a wealth level that is unrelatable to most. But I also can't imagine being so wealthy and doing so little good with it and actively making the world worse. Of course this means I'll never be that rich.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Why does she look like an android?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Geez she gross

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago

They both look like lizard people.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Why would anuone do this to their face? It's fucking gross.

[-] matelt@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Poor Eugene didn't deserve to be dragged into this. Leave Mr Krabs alone!

[-] nathanjent@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Where does the meat in those patties come from? Release the recipe files!

[-] Kurious84@lemmings.world 3 points 4 months ago

She's scary lookin.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I'll always commend Bezos for having an age-appropriate partner. I'm sure he has a harem of minors in a dungeon somewhere but hey, at least he pretends.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Honestly he might not. Men in his community of ultra wealth don't show off their age appropriate wives. She looks exactly like you'd expect the trophy wife of a billionaire who is just attracted to his own age to look like.

That said, he is fucking all the children by leaving them a burning polluted world so you win some you lose some

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

Is the answer lips that work as a floatation device in case his mega-yacht sinks?

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Fuck me she's ugly. How much work can a person get done before they are more plastic than human

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

It's called "buchona". She isn't trying to be pretty, she's trying to get you to notice she has more money than you.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

That's a brand new word for me! Fascinating. And gross. And fascinating. And gross.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

lol yes. That's the appropriate reaction.

[-] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

I have always wondered what ultra rich relationship's are like. Do they talk deeply to each other or is it all small talk like how's the weather? Do they just schedule their bang time? Do they have family fights during Thanksgiving?

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not ultrarich, but I worked with millionaire rich like "owns three summer homes and a boat that fits 50 people" rich. Like "I have an entourage but I pay them to be here" rich.

I went to one during a holiday party. Everything around his life seemed to revolve growing his empire. Even when he and his wife talked, and it was like status updates. "Honey, I got the New York Council to agree with the direction of the non-profit." Kind of talks. I asked her about how she's feeling, and she'd also go into sharing her achievements, rather than how she's feeling at the moment.

The guy was planning Christmas and New Years in Italy. Not for the beauty, because there were some business meetings he was setting up.

He doesn't talk about his ex wife and former family and kids. Didn't even have photos of them, and only knew about that tea from his secretary.

[-] zephiriz@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If some is that type of person, I guess you be you. It sounds so lonely I couldn't imagin having sex like its just some task you do.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago

Today is both yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday.

Every day is yesterday. We live eternally in the past, never getting to the future.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

If we don't live in the future, why can I order taco bell on my phone?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 0 points 4 months ago

I can't

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It's okay. Living in the past is better anyway

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