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this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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Keep it in mind: every time you take a shit, you're essentially reverse dildoing your ass. Very homo.
Umm, reverse homo, so super straight actually.
Sucking dick is then always hetero, because it goes in on the other side, so kinda reversed too?
Sucking dick is always okay
Can you imagine if they homies weren't cool with a little BJ now and again?!
Wiping your ass is especially gay
I read a story where a guy didnt wipe ass cause it makes you gay. He let it dry out and "handle itself". I was really hoping he was pro-bidet....
That makes my ass itch just reading it