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Where did she go? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by thal3s@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

My wife has a sixth sense of knowing when I'm on the toilet.

I can quietly go about my day, no one ever calls or wants me .... enter the toilet, pull my pants down, in the process of doing my business and the phone rings. Not every time I go to the toilet ... but just about every time she calls, I'm on the toilet. It's uncanny.

Then she gets mad at me for not answering right away or ignoring the call. I always call her back and ask her how she knows when I'm on the toilet.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

Same with my dad and sister, except she would only call if he was on a ladder or in heavy traffic or on hold, or otherwise unable to safely take a call.

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