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Anon shares a family moment
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this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2025
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Tell him it's hereditary and that he must have the genes? Lol
Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you're not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol' gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.
I sucked a guys's dick to build immunity aginst gayness, did I do this right?
(I'm kidding lol, I'm still virgin)
It does work, but because the antibodies wear off over time, it's necessary to regularly repeat the treatment. This is, in fact, a key driver of the success of Grindr
He got those good genes like that pants ad