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[-] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

If you call the bottom picture a "Data Lake" you can IPO and walk away with millions

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 11 hours ago

Time series

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

It's horizontal scaling!

[-] thejml@sh.itjust.works 20 points 22 hours ago

"Unstructured Data".

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025

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