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[-] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

If you call the bottom picture a "Data Lake" you can IPO and walk away with millions

[-] thejml@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

"Unstructured Data".

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

It's horizontal scaling!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Time series

this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2025

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