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[-] mfigueiredo@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago

P.A.R.A. - It's a simple organization method and very easy to maintain.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

> says SSD
> shows a symbol of an HDD

> MFW most people don't care because they understand the nuance of communication except for me

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 34 points 7 hours ago

I shit you not, IT around 2004, I had a nurse who stored all her important docs in "Recyle Bin"

She put in a ticket that her computer was slow. We scheduled a time to look at it and made sure she knew to be there.

When I showed up, she had left to go to lunch on purpose so she could take a free long lunch. I asked her manager to call her back in, she refused.

I diagnosed she was out of space, and emptied her bin.

That did not end up going well.

She was furious, Her boss was mad. My boss was pissed that it happened but considered it reasonable since she refused to be there.

I spent the better part of 4 hours undeleting deleted recycle bin contents which is WAYYYYYY harder than undeleting deleted files. They're already UUID's and bringing them back into existence will not put them back in the recycle bin, all that meta is gone.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 hours ago

Well duh.
It is a recycle bin after all.
The thoughts will be reused at some point for something new /s

[-] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 26 points 9 hours ago

Anyone who uses YYMMDD instead of ISO 8601 needs to be fed feet first into a wood chipper.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

nah sideways

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

ISO 8601 is YYYYMMDD (or YYYY-MM-DD in extended format)

Are you really going to wood chipper someone for leaving off the leading 20? I think we can safely infer the century and millennium with a high confidence, why not trade them for two extra name characters?

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

So, was the time of murder 20th of October 2021 - 1:25 PM or 21st of October 2020 - 1:25 AM?

Depending upon that, you may/may-not have an alibi.

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago

I recently had an accountant file something for the IRS that was dated as expiring in 1940 when it should've been 2040. I had to catch it myself after reading through 70 pages of dense forms before it was sent off, and I could've easily missed it.

Digital records have existed long enough now that it's downright irresponsible to leave off the century for anything where having an accurate date might even slightly matter.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The exact date of creation is usually preserved in the filesystem, we're just talking about what to name the documents themselves. The filename should be short and to the point, it gets truncated if it's too long, and on windows you only have 260 characters for the entire path to the file plus the name.

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

If two characters are hurting your 260 character limit then you have other more serious problems to contend with.

[-] PokerChips@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago

I use to do that but got tired of typing out unnecessary characters and appreciate the shorter character length. I think my folders and files will be long gone by Y2Point1K.

[-] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 17 points 8 hours ago

As an old person who has archives dating back to the 90s, yes.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

are we just talking digital because i've inherited archives. my current one only goes back to the 1950s but in the next decades i expect to get some going back centuries.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Here you go gramps:

(shortD) => {
    return parseInt(shortD.slice(0, 2), 10) > 50 ? "19" + shortD : "20"+shortD;
}
[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Did the software industry learn nothing from Y2K? Was it too long ago already for people to remember the mess we made for ourselves?

Saving two characters in a file name is not worth the hell you are leaving in your trail by shoving this nonsense in an obscure corner of production code that people are going to forget about until it's too late.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Their grandchildren will be pissing on their graves over it.

I often wonder what files may outlive me.

People have kept old physical remnants. There are obviously famous examples but there are far more mediocre examples.

All the unique content I've created fits on a modestly sized hard drive so keeping it around would be trivial compared to maintaining all those physical remnants.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It's just a filename, calm down. The created by date is tracked by the file system and the repo.

[-] seralth@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

And you assume that changes to filesystems, new filesystems being created or other such things won't at some point create a edge case that creates a problem?

When you could just be safe? Sounds stupid as fuck to me to blindly trust nothing will happen to create problems.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I understand you feel very strongly about four digit years, but I really don't see any situation that I couldn't sort out with a simple script.

Usually I don't put dates in file names in the first place, but when I do I use the UTC timestamp; a date without a timezone is inherently fuzzy, and it's easier to compare and differentiate numerical times.

If someone used two digit years in their naming convention I wouldn't even blink, let alone get the woodchipper, life is too short to get angry over stuff like that.

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

Until people start applying the same logic everywhere for consistency, not just in file names.

So do I, but I don't think I need to worry too much about confusing them with 2090.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Now the alphabetical view doesn't sort them by date

[-] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago

I mean, I could hope to live that long!

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I like my YYYY.MM.DD-text format and you can sue me for it

[-] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 8 points 7 hours ago

Dots are reserved for filetype information, heathen.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

I make a point to train people on this at work, and I also make a point to periodically delete all relevant files that are not dated or not dated correctly

oh no you lost some important files? should've followed the standards

we only have so much space and your 1.2 GB undated file that isn't even in the folder it should be in is getting deleted

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

one place i was at had ridiculous formatting standards. but like i loved that i could tell everything in a document by reading its title. just, when your pdf scan of your supporting documents for your tax return is 135 pages long, well the title took ten minutes to read

it was like 2010 tax return supporting documents + w2 - john doe - abc corp + w2 - john doe - def corp + 1099INT - john doe - BankBank +...pdf

and one of my jobs was to double check that the title accurately represented all 135 documents in that godsforsaken supporting documents scan. That was a rough year.

Other firm i worked at that year, because i was stupid and moonlit at TWO tax firms one tax season, just called the file SUPPORTING DOCS.pdf . Typed everything in all caps because we thought the IRS was blind. Also allowed us to stream music online and not have to play it on headphones with our doors shut in our offices. They were better.

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

Man, I hate my moms pc folder layout, like why do you have Documents folder inside of documents folder inside of Documents folder? Why do you create excel sheets inside Downloads folder when you didn't download them???

[-] nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world 42 points 12 hours ago

If you call the bottom picture a "Data Lake" you can IPO and walk away with millions

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

It's horizontal scaling!

[-] thejml@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 hours ago

"Unstructured Data".

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 84 points 13 hours ago

I often catch myself using Downloads to store a very suspicious quantity of files.

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Linux or Windows… doesn’t matter. Downloads is where I. Will find it.

[-] okr765@lemmy.okr765.com 29 points 11 hours ago
[-] GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 hours ago

You're a massive du -sh

[-] marsza@lemmy.cafe 36 points 12 hours ago

Yes. Downloads is the way.

If you want to make yourself organize better, set up a cron to remove all downloads older than 7 days 😳 then you’ll be efficient—and probably have nightmares.

[-] ScintillatingStruthio@programming.dev 14 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

No,I'll just disable the cron job before it executes and forget about it.

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