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I wanna be a pilot because like... I mean... people from thousands of years ago wanted to soar the skies, and actually being able to do that is just awesome.
I'll probably get bored of planes and want some jetpacks to just hops around on topnof buildings like some superhero lol
Probably build a floating island where my castle gets build on, and that's my seat of power from where I'd reign as a benevolent dictator of the entire world!
Of course, I'll need a lot of mass surveillence because the people can't be trusted to behave. I'll need a lot of personal guards, secret police to make sure y'all don't rebel against me. I'll need immortalily unlocked immediately.
I'll share the immortality with everyone, but I'll have the world's only anti-immortality sniper rifle to make sure problematic people can be "taken care of" ๐
But then again, why do I need to be benevolent, I'm a living god.
Hmm... I'm bored... PURGE DAY, turn off the imortality for the lulz /kidding (the immortality is still on, I just told everyone that so y'all can panic, cuz that's fun to watch)
But I will enact a law that a portrait of me will be mandatory in every house. That's not too much of an ask is it?
And the official food will be pineapple pizza.
The official "best house in the world" award will be my castle, always, and forever. The "best person in the world" award always goes to be, every year.
Free food, water, housing, esential needs for everyone. But you must say a prayer before every meal and ackowledge me as the one true god. I've have hidden camera everywhere and I'll be watching.
Also, only I am allowed to have my floating island, everyone else can only live on the ground.
Any lawbreakers get sent to one tiny island all by themselves for 100 years (remember, you do not die of old age, everyone has immortality remember), you can only eat food you hate the most, play the games you hate most, watch tv shows that make you cringe.
Oh, if you are a nazi, you get sent to a state-of-the-art simulator that put you in WW2 and you are a nazi soldier during the invasion of normandy, you get stuck in the simulation for 200 years, dying over and over on normandy beach, and maybe then you'll really get to enjoy what you love, being on the wrong side of history lolz
TLDR: Big Floaty Castle for me, nobody else get a Big Floaty Castle. Eveyone is immortal. Everything is free. But you have to worship me as a god or you get sent to an island for 100 years all by yourself as punishment. nazis get stuck in a WW2 simulator on Normandy beach for 200 years, dying over and over.