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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

🎶Big tough men

Gotta hide their faces

Because they're afraid

Of their concequences

They don't want you to know that they're weak inside

And that's why they all joined ICE.

Ohhhh, Ice stands for

I Cry Everyday!

And it also stands for

I Can't Ejaculate

They've got a racist boner

For deporting your Abuela

Now even superman has teamed up with the Klan.

So these big tough men

With their body armour

To help them to defend

Against a stay at home father

Lets everyone know that they're all weak inside

And that's why they all joined ICE.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Literal poetry. I applaud you

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2025
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