Image Transcription: Meme

['Distracted Boyfriend' - A stock photo image of a man walking side by side with a woman in a blue shirt, holding hands, as a different woman in a red shirt walks past. The man appears to be whistling at the woman walking past, showing clear interest in her looks, while the woman he is walking with looks at him with an expression of shock and disgust. The text placed over the woman walking past, the man, and the woman next to the man, respectively, reads as follows.]

3 DAY NO POOP CHALLENGE

FEDIVERSE

BILLIONAIRES IN SUBMARINE

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