Call me a liberal but I need to GTFO here. Porky’s victory in burgerland has been absolute and those pigs are squealing in smug laughter on what they did and how they got away with it.

Even some parts in haven’t been completely ruined yet because of the pigs feast. Quebec seems like the least bad part of both the US and Canada.

I cannot in good conscience raise a family here, and I’m going to have to relive my 20s as a 30-something playing catchup there because here, porky stole my 20s from me.

Least that pig can do is spit out a thank you sometimes for my “noble sacrifice”.