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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If you love her let her go...

She ends up with a piece of shit that cheated on her and stole from her before knocking her up

I let her go for this?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fun fact that's completely unrelated:

Did you know that when a new lion takes over a pride it kills all the cubs so the females go into heat?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did I fuck up by not murdering my stepsons when I had the chance?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Average Crusader Kings discussion post

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

If you have to ask the question I think you know the answer.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

That is some weird biology. Totally makes sense from an evolutionary standpoint but weird nonetheless.

Lion: hey sexy mama. I just killed your baby. I want to get freaky.

Lioness: you got me in the mood. Mount me.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 0 points 1 month ago

Does that work for humans? Just out of curiosity.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I know that when children are removed by the state for safety concerns, it is very common to become pregnant again within a year.

It's also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

So quite possibly it would.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It’s also a trope that people get horny at funerals.

I hate the wait in line to finally get at the body.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

My grandma had about four hundred people at her funeral and I got to go last.

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

It might you should try

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 month ago

It couldn’t hurt to try.

this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
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