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[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 4 days ago

JD Vance is a disgrace to Appalachia. He's a class traitor who is taking advantage of the very people he grew up with.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Yeah he doesn't deserve a possum and banjo

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

He hasn't earned that possum and banjo

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

He can have them back when he shoots a scab or a cop

[-] hector@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

He was always investor class though, went to harvard law. He is siding with his class that is all in on autocracy.

He is a traitor to his country, and it's people. Also his class in fact despite their support of this political monster they nurtured it will escape their control and destroy them one way and others.

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

JD Vance is a self carpet bagger, which sounds like what he does while masturbating

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago
[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

He is from West Virginia, and was a senator in Ohio. Appalachia includes a small part of Ohio either way

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