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this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2025
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Buy one of these things and it’ll save you the effort. She’ll get off every time and you don’t have to do much.
Hey maybe I like eating pussy.
But if you tell me what this is and where to get it, I'll check it out. Could be useful for the days when I'm tired.
Well, the image has "Vibrating-Cock-Ring" in its name - that's how you find them, there are different varieties, with a large or small vibrating pad for your partner.
That’s fair. It’s just called a vibrating cock ring. You can find them anywhere. Amazon has them even.
Get her the penguin!! You'll be out of the equation entirely but she'll be very happy!
Tux... What have they done to you...
What might one search for to find such a device?
"vibrating cockring"
Make sure you get one that actually allows for movement. There's one in a drawer here that has a bit of blunt tip for clitoral stimulation, which feels great, assuming the husband remains perfectly motionless. If he moves, there's a piece of plastic poking me in a very very sensitive spot.
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I have one but it has a much different shape. This one seems a little more... stimulating.