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[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago

Maybe on round 1 or 2 but by round 8 I know he’ll throw my back out and I am the one tapping out.

Does not matter if you are bad in bed if you have a great partner, they will make you feel like you are amazing in bed too.

Encourage healthy relationships with healthy sexual attitudes and you will be amazed by how amazing you can be.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly, we should normalize multiple male orgasms. Sex should not be about me finishing once and you feeling unsatisfied.

I'm a super excited dude. I'll finish very quickly given most circumstances. But that doesn't mean I want to roll over and sleep. In most cases I want her to use my face as a seat for the next hour.

I feel like the whole idea of "lasting" is some old boomer thing. Both partners should be satisfied obviously. But if a dude cums why is that the end of sex? Most of us reload in the time it takes for their partner to even be ready.

If your partners cock is their only tool. Well, then that tells you that they only care about their pleasure.

I guess my advice to young men is to admit to your partner that you cum quickly, work that into your sex, see how quickly that can happen and the focus on her. By the time you reload you might both be on the same level.

I'm generalizing. But, it's amazing how much of sex can be improved literally by just "talking to your partner".

Finishing quickly is only embarrassing if that's the only thing you cared about happening.

[-] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Obviously there are medical issues someone can have or just anxiety.

I think you need to be more specific.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Also, practice makes perfect. One or two times in the beginning should be understandable. If it keeps happening after several attempts, that may be a medical issue.

Also, I love your attitude! We need more people with this understanding.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

This is why you always eat pussy until she comes first, that way she's always guaranteed at least one orgasm and then you're free to last as little as you like. If you manage to get a second orgasm out of her while fucking, even better! :D

Option B is to just pop some stimulants first. Adderall makes sex feel amazing and gives you the stamina of a porn star.

Or do what I do and do both. That's a guaranteed three orgasm minimum for her unless you're just really bad at sex.

[-] drath@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I'd cum first just from eating pussy anyways

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Buy one of these things and it’ll save you the effort. She’ll get off every time and you don’t have to do much.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Hey maybe I like eating pussy.

But if you tell me what this is and where to get it, I'll check it out. Could be useful for the days when I'm tired.

[-] netspider@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Well, the image has "Vibrating-Cock-Ring" in its name - that's how you find them, there are different varieties, with a large or small vibrating pad for your partner.

[-] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That’s fair. It’s just called a vibrating cock ring. You can find them anywhere. Amazon has them even.

[-] python@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Get her the penguin!! You'll be out of the equation entirely but she'll be very happy!

[-] stratoscaster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Tux... What have they done to you...

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What might one search for to find such a device?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"vibrating cockring"

Make sure you get one that actually allows for movement. There's one in a drawer here that has a bit of blunt tip for clitoral stimulation, which feels great, assuming the husband remains perfectly motionless. If he moves, there's a piece of plastic poking me in a very very sensitive spot.

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[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I have one but it has a much different shape. This one seems a little more... stimulating.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 month ago

I mean, or just get better at sex... These threads are always kind of sad. Yikes...

[-] licheas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

sad?

Naw. I find them quite uplifting. I mean.... like... i'm not the best at sex, but I'm better than that.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 45 points 1 month ago

She was smokin in that movie

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago

Too bad they made her character so boring. "I'm evil! Also your dad was evil! I shoot spikes out of nowhere rather than having cool fight scenes! My evil plan is to have very slow-moving zombies chase civilians around ineffectually!"

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Lol you’re not wrong!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly part of her problem was that she was so strong she obliterated the other Asgardians without any effort. That's bad enough when you're beating up Worf for the fiftieth episode but the Asgardians are supposed to be a Big Deal.

She just made them look like chumps using spears and swords in space and they never even had a prior moment to prove otherwise.

Great, she killed what looks like a bunch of medieval soldiers, big fuckin deal.

Oh surprise surprise Thor shot lightning out of his ass and lost until he shot lightning out of his ass while believing in himself to (kind of) win, yay!

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Superhero movies in general tend to struggle when they have a main character fight anyone who isn't another main character. I suppose the intent is to make the hero or villain appear powerful by having her defeat a bunch of badass normal people but what usually ends up happening is that the normal people just look like losers instead. Thor himself had the same problem when fighting Surtur's and Hela's minions - they looked scary but they were so weak compared to him that the fights were comedic instead of dramatic. However, at least Thor's lightning made his fights look cool. Hela's spikes were the opposite of a fun fight scene.

If I were editing the script, I'd have Hela lay siege to Asgard with her undead army. She actually fights the Asgardians and forces them to retreat inside their fortress instead of just humiliating them and they're barely holding out while Thor is on his journey of self-discovery. This would also fix the problem with her own undead minions being useless. They'd actually have something to do (fight the Asgardians) rather than jogging around chasing civilians while Yakety Sax plays.

(Oh and what was up with a guy who can beat the Hulk getting taken out instantly by a taser thingie? If those things are so powerful, shouldn't everyone just be throwing them at each other instead of using weapons?)

[-] setInner234@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago
[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 22 points 1 month ago

Cate Blanchet in Thor Ragnarok

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 month ago

Cate Blanchet is very high up on my women I want to smell their farts list only a couple people are higher like Margaret Thatcher or that lady from the Golden Girls.

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I read "Gilmore Girls" for a second and I was like, "Yeah, I could see that"

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

…or that lady from the Golden Girls.

Now I need to know which lady? The main cast? A reoccurring character? A one off character?

[-] setInner234@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago
[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Isn't this one of her stunt doubles?

Edit: yep, this is Zoë Bell

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No this is Cate.

Otherwise redditors would've called out OP for his mistake.

https://old.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/77mooo/cate_blanchett_as_hela_with_director_taika/

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I know she has a lot of makeup on because Hollywood but it's kinda crazy she looks like that at 48-ish when Ragnarok was filmed. I hope my SO looks that good when I'm 48. Damn.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

she's smokin in every movie, she just has an incredible presence.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago

Foreplay is boss.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

You're not fooling me OP

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Some interesting reads for the couple...
The first one should've been "f👉👌ers" and not "cookers". Sorry, I grabbed the wrong book.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

The best position is when the penis goes in a hole.

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