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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

That's because 120% is just Adam Driver

You've got to get to like 85% before it starts being unbelievably small

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