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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Gotta get maga back on his side and forget about Epstein somehow.

[-] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's definitely what he would've wanted. Trust me, bro. Release the unaltered Epstein files for ol' bobbledead Chuckie Kirk.

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