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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Amazing reporting.

I would argue the shooter's aim time was too conservative. He took too long and fouled the shot.

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