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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

It's been removed! Or did it never exist and this is just a joke?

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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

https://archive.ph/Ttqn6

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this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025

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