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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet
(thehardtimes.net)
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I don’t have the stomach to watch the video, but from the sounds of it he was almost definitely unconscious immediately and dead a minute later.
Unfortunately his thoughts were probably just "what happened why am I wet" before passing out.
Kind of like me on a tuesday night.