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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 17 hours ago

Not just his name, but he also needs to be a little chubby at least for the Mario to work.

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