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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd be down to do things the Chris Rock way and make a single bullet cost $5000.

"Damn. He musta did something! Dude put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!"

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