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-My cat, a fearsome inveterate hunter, came in the living room to pridefully show me his prey: a sock.

-To go outside, my cat prefers to meow at the door that doesn't have a cat flap rather than go through the one that does.

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[-] dom@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

I dunno about funniest cause I have a terrible memory. But the other day my dog escaped out of the side gate. We didn't notice for half and hour. When we went looking for him in the backyard, we found her patiently waiting to be left back in through the gate she escaped from.

I looked on the cameras and saw that in that entire time. She just walked to the front patio and sat with her teddy bear in her mouth, just looking around. Then turned around and walked back to the gate to be let in.

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