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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)
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[-] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 91 points 3 weeks ago

The only thing worse than that is emailing them a simple boolean question and then your phone rings.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

That’s a closure

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 18 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you should respond to that with a 400 Bad Request

The server cannot or will not process the request due to something that is perceived to be a client error (e.g., malformed request syntax, invalid request message framing, or deceptive request routing).

[-] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Id ho with

415 Unsupported Media Type

or

426 Upgrade Required because it's clearly the wrong protocol

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

Valid alternatives: 307 temp redirect to mailbox, 402 payment required to endure such pain or the classic 418. I'd go with the 418.

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

What even are you?

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Someone completely incapable of coming up with a witty comment when it’s my time to shine.

[-] Ebber@lemmings.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I might go with a 403 how dare you!

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's a good one as well. 406, absolutely not acceptable, Sir!

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

x402 … charge for your time.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a teapot

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

When you aren't feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I didn’t even register a callback. How the hell did code start randomly executing from here?

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

And then in the call you end up discussing what to put in the mail for "awareness"

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