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[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

Shoot, I got paid to write a brand new Java 8 application… in 2020

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

My team was just handed a Java 1.2 codebase, we are deploying it (mostly as is) to production next week.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure you enable the right flags on the JVM, such as this one:

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Uh… the customer is always right?

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fair enough, though I'd imagine there's some actual platform constraint to force using an old version for a new project

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that’s what it was. The software was going to be deployed to a range of aircraft of various ages and the oldest ones only supported Java 8.

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