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Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago

That’s amazingly tone deaf.

“We know none of you can afford houses anymore, but look on the bright side— super cheap coffee dust!”

[-] decended_being@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago

The smart (and still slimy) move would have been to rebrand as Maxwell Home.

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe they could double up on the theme and have loft, efficiency, 1 and 2 bedrooms.

The loft size could allow people to buy coffee once a month , given how coffee cost will increase tenfold soon

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Maxwell AirBnB.

[-] AllYourSmurf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Complete with a shady “lease” to sign as a promotion.

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