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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

It would be more believable if it said he was keeping count on his fingers.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

And asked the SECDEF to give him a hand or two once he got past 10

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago

To be fair the media was probably keeping a better tally because some of what that dude was saying was a little bit racist

“Media paparazzi chases fat general after Hegseth speech, says “It’s the Beardos, not me”

More at eleven.

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