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[-] LoreSoong@startrek.website 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The woman landed on her stomach on the mexican side of the border launching the baby back over to the US side into a nearby pile of brush on US soil. ICE agents argue the child was born on the mexican side of the border, however Immigration has already given the child a cellphone and 1000$ to survive until its hearing 12 months from now.

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