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[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

he's a religious fanatic who thinks he's waging a Holy War against Communist China

zenz

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

In profile he looks like a grown up version of Sid from Toy Story.

[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

He looks like a bad clone of a bad clone of Timothy Olyphant. Like if the movie Multiplicity had been cast differently

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

He looks like a bad clone of a bad clone of Timothy Olyphant.

Yes! For nearly this entire year I've been trying to figure out how to describe him. The best I came up with was Timothy Olyphant's brother which was close but not quite right.

[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Glad it's not just me lol. No shade to Timothy Olyphant either, he doesn't deserve to have this bum vaguely resemble him

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

he doesn't deserve to have this bum vaguely resemble him

Exactly.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Just kidding.

Although Bullock's closest and most dangerous frenemy being a bar owner does kinda scan for Pete too.

[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Bullock's closest and most dangerous frenemy being a bar owner does kinda scan for Pete too.

peltier-laugh This tracks so well

And once again I would like to emphasize my sincere apologies to Mr Olyphant for the association, he does not deserve it

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I didn't want to make the comparison because I kind of like Timothy Olyphant and don't want to link him to Hegseth in my head.

[-] spudnik@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

Exactly my thought, no one deserves that!

[-] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

Both Catholics.

We need to put a hold on these papists until we can figure out what the hell is going on

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

tbh I always thought Zenz was a whacked out Lutheran, the more you know huh

[-] WildWeezing420@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

I think he was born Catholic and converted evangelical. Hegseth is the inverse. Any type of Christian-to-Christian convert cannot be trusted

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Any type of religious convert in general is extremely sus.

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