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[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 167 points 1 day ago

Vibrators are fine but when I whip out the premium™️ silicone vagina / asshole combo with a high speed self lubricating vortex cervix and the 36GG BIG TIDDY™️ attachment with Alexa integration I’m ruining he mood 🙄

[-] wellheh@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 18 hours ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Her name's Alexa, so that's one way to think of it.

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And they kick you out of the Walmart!

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

with Alexa integration

"I'm about to cum... Alexa play Despacito"

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You misspelled El Sonidito.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago

It's because you aren't using the cum collection tray attachment, it's a game changer trust me

[-] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 17 points 1 day ago

This thread is insane 😂

[-] Contentedness@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 day ago

vortex cervix

🤌🤌🤌

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

"Alexa, I'm close!"

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