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Kelly - Signature Moves (hexbear.net)
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[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Tag yourself

I'm JD's eye shadow

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I'm the glint on the signature booba

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I'm liberty-weeping

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I'm Epstein''s birthday card.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am the tears in rain. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. The VMAs before the planes hit the two towers. I have battled Andross in Starfox 64 from inside a Toys'R'Us. All those moments will be lost in time, like couches in Barnes and Noble.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm hopeless failures :(

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