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Kelly - Signature Moves (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 months ago by Wertheimer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago

The Epstein letter on the table is chefs-kiss

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

”NFT” is pretty good too, although even Kelly knows they don’t qualify for (latest fad) status anymore all-my-apes-gone

And…is that a Vance/sicko hybrid?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Shots fired

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Ha ha ha, it’s funny because the US has never even had a Gen X president!

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

How do you expect someone to be the leader of the free world if they don’t know how to drive a stick shift?

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Tag yourself

I'm JD's eye shadow

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

I'm the glint on the signature booba

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I'm liberty-weeping

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I'm Epstein''s birthday card.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I am the tears in rain. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. The VMAs before the planes hit the two towers. I have battled Andross in Starfox 64 from inside a Toys'R'Us. All those moments will be lost in time, like couches in Barnes and Noble.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm hopeless failures :(

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

what's the guy with "T" shirt between NFT and the Epstein letter? Is that supposed to be my-hero ? I guess it is the Trump NFT showing the other side?