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[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i do not understand people who wear rings.

"yeah im gonna put this constructing metal thing on my finger until it gets too tight to take it off and someone needs to cut it with a saw"

we should all be wearing Wedding Stickers instead

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

same reason we wear makeup, get piercings, get tattoos, wear hair accessories, dye hair, etc.
we like to decorate ourselves, it's fun and looks nice

[-] booty@hexbear.net 41 points 3 weeks ago

at the end of the day im just a really funny lookin monkey, i like to adorn myself with pretty things

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago

Gets too tight? That never happened to me

[-] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

damn that is a bad take

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's not a take he just doesn't understand.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

Wedding chastity belts is where it's at

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Please. Wedding butt plugs would make weddings so much more fun.

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