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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

i do not understand people who wear rings.

"yeah im gonna put this constructing metal thing on my finger until it gets too tight to take it off and someone needs to cut it with a saw"

we should all be wearing Wedding Stickers instead

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

same reason we wear makeup, get piercings, get tattoos, wear hair accessories, dye hair, etc.
we like to decorate ourselves, it's fun and looks nice

[-] booty@hexbear.net 41 points 3 months ago

at the end of the day im just a really funny lookin monkey, i like to adorn myself with pretty things

[-] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

damn that is a bad take

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

It's not a take he just doesn't understand.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 months ago

Gets too tight? That never happened to me

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Wedding chastity belts is where it's at

[-] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Please. Wedding butt plugs would make weddings so much more fun.

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