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On today's special episode of Food Crimes... (lemmy.world)
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roasted peanuts, garlic salt, mayonnaise, and honey mustard sauce...

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[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The kind of "pesto" I sometimes make is peanuts, mayo, garlic and spinach, so I can attest for at least 3 of the 4 ingredients you've used here. Maybe blitz it in a blender? Some salt and pepper and lemon juice as well?

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Spinach?

Don't give me any ideas, I do have a blender..

Fuck, no spinach ☹️

Does cabbage work? Maybe with a sprinkle of marijuana?

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