roasted peanuts, garlic salt, mayonnaise, and honey mustard sauce...
I hate you
You're welcome
Yeah these ingredients don't look that far-fetched. Blended together they'd make a great dip.
-J. Robert Oppenheimer, 1941.
And you pinky promise you've had a psychological checkup recently?
Only 28 years ago..
Hey, who was the genius that decided to take spuds out of the ground (potatoes), nuggets out of a chicken's ass (eggs), spoiled alcohol brew (vinegar), cucumbers soaked in said vinegar (pickles), bigass fish out of the sea (tuna), and call that a salad?
The original crazies weren't the ones that first suckled from the cow's teat, it was the tribes of people that accepted it as normal LOL!
Edit: I declare this Peanut Salad.
The kind of "pesto" I sometimes make is peanuts, mayo, garlic and spinach, so I can attest for at least 3 of the 4 ingredients you've used here. Maybe blitz it in a blender? Some salt and pepper and lemon juice as well?
Spinach?
Don't give me any ideas, I do have a blender..
Fuck, no spinach ☹️
Does cabbage work? Maybe with a sprinkle of marijuana?
Grind that all up and you might have a decent dressing.
A kind of pesto in fact.
Maybe so.. Its not actually half bad, just a bit different. 🤷
I mean if it was blended, I would scoop it with a chip.
Damn, going by what mess I just ate and tasted, I think you're actually right, it probably would come out as a good chip dip 👍
Straight to jail!
It's a delicacy yo, it's an acquired taste in some cultures.
I don't know what cultures are growing in this, but I'm eating it...
Maybe I'm a culture of one 🤷
I think the real crime is using a Styrofoam bowl at home alone. Use a washable dish!
Don't worry, I washed it afterwards.
It was just basically the smallest sort of bowl we had around to test such a food crime.
Never commit more than one crime at a time
What does it taste like?
It tastes better than roadkill, but not quite as good as fried bacon.
Hard to explain really, other than what it is, a combo mix of all those flavors. Try it for yourself if you want, unless you're allergic to any of those ingredients.. 🤷
That's quite a range of quality.
White trash Thai food.
.........why?
There is no why really, except for pure randomness.
And yes, I'm eating this mess right now LOL!
Not as bad as I might have thought..
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