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I'm going to be real honest here. I often need someone to tell me what to eat. The decision can be too much of an obstacle, especially when I'm hungry.
Computer is thinking
Computer is calculating an answer
Computer is incorporating your personal preferences
Computer is polling the audience
Computer is building a heuristic with over 9000 data points in order to triangulate the perfect meal for you in this given moment
Computer is producing a response
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Reticulating splines
We technically solved this problem years ago:
They should make this but with actual food instead of answers. Shake up the Magic Ate Ball and it says a meal. I'd buy that.
I had to look it up to be sure that's not real. How is it not fkn real? What a great idea!
You can make a list of 20 options and roll a d20 dice.
I'm unclear on how that's a smaller obstacle.
Okay, 6 items and a d6?
Why not 1 item and a D1? Zero items and a D0? π items and a Dπ?
This seems trivial to solve without all the LLM parts. It's like... 1-3 lines of code to pick a random item from a list. Surely someone has made websites or apps to do that for you, if you can't write it yourself.
Or a no code solution: dice or a dart board or cards or any other randomization tool.
But I would rather pollute the air that poor people breathe!
I solve this by eating the same thing for lunch every day and a rotating set of dinners that I pick based on which ingredients will go bad the fastest.
This admittedly only works if you can eat the same thing for lunch every day without going mad, but lucky for me I really like burritos.