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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 day ago

An architect's building can last several hundred years. A programmers genius logic becomes obsolete in three years.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

And the fools rushed code is still there a decade later...

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

You nailed it.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago

Oh, I've got awful code from 20+ years ago still in mine.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

Don't worry there'll be a company in 2095 that still using it. They're always is someone.

[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago

Except when it doesn't. Then it becomes https://xkcd.com/2347/

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That's okay. The company is set to go IPO in two.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Tell that to leftpad.

That's what's always amused me about the "code re-use" imperative. I started my career with Visual Basic 3 -- what good could anything I wrote back then possibly do me today?

[-] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

I work at a multi-bilion dollar company that would crash to a halt if our Cobol + assembly language Unisys system written in the 80s went offline. It's hard to predict what will become difficult to replace, but some code has extraordinary staying power.

I wrote a web app circa 2001 (Visual Basic 6 and Classic ASP) that is still in use. Unremarkable except that this app was a graphical UI front end atop a clunky mainframe app from the 1970s. The fact that my app is still running means this mainframe app is still running.

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